I am hating summer right now! It’s 35° celcius, muggy and we are expecting a thunderstorm. I want it to be winter so I can snuggle on the couch and drink nice hot tea with my dog. It was funny when the next design competition on Polyvore was a cozy bedding theme. They must have known that I had already been planning my winter bedding scheme and drooling over the amazing Barneys cable knot throw blanket but at $1405 I think it can wait.
I skipped breakfast this morning because I was running late for work, rookie mistake! I though I could do this. I’m not hungry, I don’t need to run down to the shop to get some noms. Then I saw this!!! Aaaaaaaand now my mouth is watering, my brain is thinking of a way to speed up time using some form of quantum physics and my stomach has decided to sing the song of it’s people!
Damn you PornBurger!!!!!!!!!!!!
This bromantic stack of sophistication has three degrees and a black belt in French kissing. We’re talking melted Gruyère de Comté over a grass fed beef patty, a black truffle demi glace, bone marrow onion jam, a gratuitous dick joke, pickled beets, and an oven crisped cheese puff. In fact, the only thing missing from this beasty, is a shirtless Seth Rogen.